Suppose you're a hard working career woman. The only problem you have with life is that God has endowed you with exceptional beauty that matches your brains? There's no doubt anq question about your ability to do your work but how do you deal with men who don't respect you as a competent career person, but would make it their lifetime to make a pass with you?
I'm not an expert in this but I did get an interesting and funny material from the internet that seems to address this issue.
Here are some pick up lines countered by put down lines. I don't suggest you do any of them because it might get you into trouble. :)
Man says: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman says: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man asks: Is this seat empty?
Woman replies: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man coyly asks: Your place or mine?
Woman charmingly replied: Both. You go to yours, and i'll go to mine.
Man casually says: So, what do you do for living?
Woman answers: I'm a female impersonator.
Man tries to be smart and asks: Hey baby, what's your sign? (expecting a cancer or capricorn)
Woman answers: My sign says: "Do not enter."
Man flatters by saying: Your body is like a temple.
Woman says: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man says: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman asks this time: But would you stay there?
Again, listen to my warning. This material is not intended for use because once you do, you might just get yourself deeper into trouble. :)
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